when with Rome-y

found this and had to post

superkianagalaxy:

purdaldoo:

oncie-da-vinci:

mysilentlullaby:

duamuteffe:

conspiciousconsumption:

piedoomy:

zevirex:

typicalbrony:

yourfavoritebrony:

ponyvillenews:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Pokemon: you leave your house to be an animal trainer. 

Battlefield: Basically Call of Duty.

Sims- basically the boring part of real life- houses, jobs, money,kids- rolled into a game.

Skyrim; Walkin, walkin, walkin, arrow in the knee, new spell, poof, HEY A DRAGON! but wait… your game froze.

some weird robot lady locked you in a closet and you make holes and shit to get to the door

Alice: Madness Returns: Crazy Alice-poser runs around slashing shit with a knife and and fighting all these things in this place because she’s crazy 

Space Harrier - You’re a guy who clings to a inexplicably free-roaming jet engine that only goes at Ludicrous Speed and you have a weapon you never see that shoots lasers or sommat at large lumpy obstacles. Sometimes you die because you fly into a mammoth.

Silent Hill: You’re looking for you child because you are a terrible father and lost her. You encounter some cult and drug peddling shit and you get creeped the fuck out. You end up finding out your kid is the reincarnation of a “virgin Mary” type figure and you end up killing the god she gives birth to.

you’re an italian renaissance playboy who does literally nothing but kill a bunch of people because his family was killed, thus fighting violence with violence, and there is literally nothing else in the game except for some historical figures who want to bang you (or your dad)

Portal 2: You’re a brain-damaged woman who can’t talk. You team up with a potato and jump through some holes so some robot can get off on it. In co-op you and your partners are robot slaves who jump through some holes so another robot can get off on it.

Twilight Princess: you play as an illiterate country bumpkin with a shank. he becomes a werewolf because he wanders into some evil pollution, and is joined by a fat and sassy imp. together they gather chunks of an evil helmet and some broken pieces of glass to beat up some crazy goths.

can i do more than one?

Okami: this wolf has to learn and use calligraphy to beat this evil dragon thing, and then beat it again, and then fight some black shit that comes out of it’s corpse. and then fight it all again.

Prototype: you eat people.

Prince of Persia: a dumbass prince (of persia) unleashes killer sand that turns everyone into sand zombies. the bitch who told him not to unlock the sand tries to steal his keyblade dagger that he stole from her, so they decide to team up. using the power of acrobatics, the prince fights his way to the hourglass the sand came from. he falls in love with the bitch, then kills her, then rewinds time back to when his country is at war.

Amnesia: i don’t even fucking know, but i shit my pants.

despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

okay, these hawkeye pun comics are everywhere on the internet.

i have seen so many.

why do i still find them so funny?!?!

(via thejellypanda)

fusionmix:

wow spongebob you’re a fucking asshole

korra could have died 

THIS

FUCK YOU SPONGEBOB

OBSCURING THE SCREEN LIKE A DOUCHE